Epistelesslogical Rupture fails to accomplish any Thing before onset of weekend

Despite its best scheduling efforts, the Epistelesslogical Rupture is officially beginning its weekend without accomplishing any Thing.

"Five days of thrills, chills, and excitement, and what do I have to show for it? Just this lousy blog entry!" the Epistelesslogical Rupture exclaimed.

"Oh... and a much-needed paycheck! Oops..." the Epistelesslogical Rupture added, sheepishly.

"Oh... and many, many, many, many hours of practical experience observing, decoding, celebrating and lamenting the twisted developmental labyrinth of adolescents," the Epistelesslogical Rupture went on.

"Oh... and a 700% increase in connections on LinkedIn.com," the Epistelesslogical Rupture concluded. "Woo hoo!"