tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89273352594367230592024-02-19T03:09:15.256-06:00Epistelesslogical RuptureThe Epistelesslogical Rupture creates, evolves and recycles.Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-1759736631074921512008-03-03T19:55:00.002-06:002008-03-03T20:19:51.444-06:00Demo... mudda... jozu jari masen<span class="265374000-03032008"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size:85%;">(as seen in the March 2008 issue of <span style="font-style: italic;">The Grapevine</span>, at <a href="http://www.skokielibrary.info/">Skokie Public Library</a>)</span><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">Maiko and I met in August 2002 when we started our graduate studies. We were friends for several years before we began dating. This trip offered an opportunity to meet Maiko’s parents, mentors, professors and friends, and to better understand more of the culture from which she comes.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">An American friend who once taught English in <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Japan</st1:place></st1:country-region> shared many stories that promised just how radical, debilitating, even scarring my culture shock would be. In retrospect, I appreciate having spent the two months before my trip imagining his worst-case scenarios, as none of them were realized.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><b style="">Language.</b> Every two or three weeks last fall, while carrying clothes to and from the laundry room, I would pump up my iPod. I would try to sort, wash, dry, and fold clothes while practicing the “lyrics” to <i style="">Pimsleur’s Speak and Understand Japanese</i>:</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><i style="">Watashi-wa [I] nihongo-ga [Japanese language] scochi [a little] wakarimas [understand], demo [but] mudda [yet] jozu jari masen [I am not very good].<o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">This sentence emphasized the importance of modesty as a new learner of Japanese. I understand the importance of modesty, but it’s also just <i style="">true</i>: I Japanese language a little understand, but yet I am not very good. One needs not modestly downplay an ability one has not.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">In her parents’ home, we communicated in fragments of broken language. One of my favorite moments was when, after much effort, I decoded Maiko’s father’s words, <i style="">go-oru den reddo ribaa,</i> first as golden red river, and then as <i style="">Golden Retriever</i>.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><b style="">Food.</b> Japanese cuisine was, like Japanese language, designed for a foreign tongue, but I found it easier to pick up, and swallow, literally, and figuratively. Indeed, my proficiency with chopsticks – <i style="">o-hashi</i> – was not merely noticed, but celebrated. Weekend chopstick academy finally paid off. I was so caught off guard by the praise that I forgot to respond with modesty. Some highlights of our 10-day food fest:</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Better than a Zen garden</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">. <a href="http://www.misterdonut.jp/">Mister Donut</a> serves a “bitter choco” donut, which is filled with a decadent, dark chocolate cream – not brown-colored, shortening-flavored Cool Whip. Outstanding. Worthy of reverence. Sublime.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Tofu.</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> Nishigaki-sensei, Maiko’s undergrad thesis advisor, took us to a tofu restaurant in <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Kobe</st1:place></st1:City> where we had a 10-course tofu feast. It didn’t all taste the same. Nor was it bland. It was experiential, intersensory dining -- an amazing tapestry of textures, colors, aromas, contrasts, and flavors. $25, tax and gratuity inclusive.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Sushi.</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> My mother taught me when I was young that eating anything raw – other than fruits and vegetables – would certainly kill me (or if it didn’t kill me, she would kill me for risking it). Nevertheless, in the spirit of good old-fashioned, late twentysomething rebellion, I had become acquainted with sushi and sashimi a few years back, and discovered I really do enjoy it. (Please do not tell my mother.) I ate a lot of very tasty, very recently deceased swimming things on this trip. Amazing. But I’ve eaten my first and last raw prawn.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Ramen.</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> In a traditional Japanese noodle shop, you can get a bowl of hearty, homemade noodle soup with meat and vegetables, starting at about $4, and slurping is <i style="">encouraged</i>. It’s a Japanese staple food, celebrated in </span><span class="265374000-03032008"><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Itami Juzo's</span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> culinary cult film, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092048/"><i style="">Tampopo</i></a>. A comparable bowl of ramen on the 7th floor of Macy’s costs $9. (For a good value on American-style soup in <st1:place st="on">Skokie</st1:place>, try <a href="http://skokietalk.info/node/8568">Pat’s Place</a>, where you can still order a cup of soup for less than a dollar. Jaime, thank you for introducing me to Pat. Anna, thank you for sharing <st1:city st="on"><st1:place st="on">Chicago</st1:place></st1:City>’s own <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/tampopo-chicago">Tampopo</a>.)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Vending yin and yang</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">. Vending machines serve canned and bottled beverages, both cold (blue buttons) and warm (red) in the same machine. Whether you’d like iced coffee, warm green tea, Mountain Dew (cold only), or canned corn chowder (warm only), someone’s looking out for your beverage needs. Cost: about 20% higher than <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">U.S.</st1:place></st1:country-region> vending machines.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 10pt;">To tip or not to tip: there is no question</span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">. The Japanese have extremely high standards of customer service, so a tipping system could cause the Japanese psyche to melt down. One simply knows to expect extraordinary service from every server in every restaurant. Bonus: there are no mental gymnastics needed to calculate “actual” food prices from the menu (taking a $17 entrée, adding 11% sales tax plus either 15%, 18%, 20% or more tip depending on your mood, your server’s mood, and the efficiency of the kitchen staff).<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><a href="http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/">McDonald’s</a> and <a href="http://www.starbucks.co.jp/en/">Starbucks</a></span></b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">. Yes, they’re there, but we didn’t go there.</span></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;">For more on the Epistelesslogical Rupture's Japan trip, see the Epistelesslogical Rupture's previous blog post (or next post, depending on how you look at it) on public transit; check out the YouTube video by </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.youtube.com/epistelesslogical">clicking here</a><span style="font-style: italic;">; and visit our Picasa photo album by </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://tinyurl.com/2y2oph">clicking here</a><span style="font-style: italic;">. Where was the first photo posting about the trip? Take a look on </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.skokietalk.info/node/8690">SkokieTalk</a><span style="font-style: italic;">!</span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><b></b></p></span>Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-23135894445129582952008-02-29T09:31:00.001-06:002008-03-24T20:27:29.624-05:00Suffering from Extraordinary-Public-Transit Envy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWykylW4yBnPNE-cUnOBYb-cHcD5Zpa6tFXe8kI3bvk4H2ZdXqoi2BaedmuBy_sH-6d5c4E3VewuYk4CHdWPoRpTtzkGbkInMQZcfpBy7-RFO2pYtX2M60x0Hq0epSPv3RirhXr-p5Os/s1600-h/train_image.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWykylW4yBnPNE-cUnOBYb-cHcD5Zpa6tFXe8kI3bvk4H2ZdXqoi2BaedmuBy_sH-6d5c4E3VewuYk4CHdWPoRpTtzkGbkInMQZcfpBy7-RFO2pYtX2M60x0Hq0epSPv3RirhXr-p5Os/s320/train_image.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172445443828698226" border="0" /></a><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture is pleased to return to the blogosphere to commemorate a 10-day trip to Japan in January with the Epistelesslogical Rupture's significant other.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture had a particularly interesting experience of public transit in Japan, and would like to share some reflections, observations, and concerns.<br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Act I.<br />The Quasi Humorous Anecdote.<br /></span></div><br />If you’ve ever been on the Chicago Transit Authority's elevated train system (the El), you’ve experienced the stumbling drunk train effect. This is that jerky, uncoordinated, toddler-walking movement that the trains make frequently when they start, while they accelerate or slow down, and when they stop. It’s an effect that causes Olympic gold medal gymnasts to lose their balance unless they are anchored to a grip of some sort. This happens, on a ride of about 10 minutes on the El, approximately five times. In the Epistelesslogical Rupture's 10 days of train riding in Japan, it happened once.<br /><br />This was because someone ran across the tracks at an approaching crosswalk, after the pedestrian crossing gates had already closed. An off-train sensor at the crosswalk transmitted an emergency signal to the train, automatically applying the emergency brakes (without the train operator needing to do anything). We did not come to a screeching halt. We stopped slightly abruptly, but no one in my line of sight lost her/his balance. The train operator apologized profusely to the passengers, and explained what had happened. We were moving again – smoothly and quietly – a few seconds later.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Act II.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />A Miracle in Springfield.<br /><br /></span></span></div>During the Epistelesslogical Rupture's trip to Japan, the Illinois legislature finally was able to craft a long-term funding solution for the Chicagoland mass transit system. This was wonderful news for the Epistelesslogical Rupture, as neither the Epistelesslogical Rupture nor the Significant Other of the Epistelesslogical Rupture own a car, and both the Epistelesslogical Rupture and the Significant Other of the Epistelesslogical Rupture rely on a combination of 90% walking, biking and public transit (<a href="http://www.transitchicago.com/">CTA</a>, <a href="http://www.metrarail.com/">Metra</a> and <a href="http://www.pacebus.com/">Pace</a>), about 5% on a car-sharing service (<a href="http://www.igocars.org/">i-go car sharing</a>), and 5% accepting rides from friends.<br /><br />While Illinois Rep. <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Julie Hamos</span> ( and other lawmakers) were busy saving Chicagoland public transit from international embarrassment in the press in the neverending cycle of doomsday scenarios that had become reminiscent of the plot of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Groundhog Day</span></a>, the Epistelesslogical Rupture and the Significant Other of the Epistelesslogical Rupture were moving around Japan in comfort and economy (it was economical only because no bullet trains this trip).<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >Act III.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >Sermonette.</span><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><blockquote><span style="font-size:180%;">Such is the difference</span><br />between a country<br />where public transit is really for <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />the</span> people<br /></span><br />and a country<br />where public transit is for <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br />those </span><span style="font-style: italic;">people</span>,<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">poor</span> people,<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">homeless</span> people,<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">crazy</span> people</span>,<br />and <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">smelly</span> people</span>.</blockquote></span><span style="font-size:180%;">Such is the difference</span><br />between a densely populated country<br />where the "convenience" of a car for every person<br />would be a <span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >logistical impossibility</span>,<br />and public transit is a <span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >necessity</span>,<br /><br />and a <span style="font-size:180%;">s p r a w l i n g</span> country<br />where the automobile has become a symbol of <span style="font-weight: bold;">freedom</span>,<br />in many places is a necessity for <span style="font-weight: bold;">survival</span>,<br />and where public transit is considered a <span style="font-weight: bold;">burden upon society</span>,<br />a privilege for the <span style="font-weight: bold;">unfortunate, unblessed, carless</span>.<br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >Act IV.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><br />Epilogue.</span><br /></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Since the spring of 1995, when the Epistelesslogical Rupture spent a semester abroad in Strasbourg, France, and traveled to <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">51 cities</span></span> in <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >15 countries</span> from France to Liechtenstein to Poland, <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >without ever using an automobile <span style="font-size:78%;">(okay, that's a white lie -- I think I took two cabs; and twice, my host mother drove us to dinner in her car)</span></span><span style="font-size:78%;">,</span> the Epistelesslogical Rupture has yearned for the sort of freedom that accompa</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">nies such an integrated, well-funded system of transportation.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture looks forward to working with <span><a href="http://www.juliehamos.org/">Rep. Julie Hamos</a>, Richard Harnish</span> (<a href="http://www.midwesthsr.org/">Midwest High Speed Rail Association</a> and the <a href="http://www.savechicagolandtransit.com/">Transit Riders Alliance</a>), the <a href="http://www.narprail.org/"><span>National Association of Railway Passengers</span></a>, and others, in an effort to expand and advocate for public transit, and to make existing transit work better, and more efficiently, for more people.<br /></span></span>Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-5369157176374418402007-11-29T22:19:00.000-06:002007-11-29T22:35:45.543-06:00Epistelesslogical Rupture downloads Terry Pratchett eBookThe Epistelesslogical Rupture figured out how to check out and download an eBook of Terry Pratchett's <em>Small Gods</em>. The Epistelesslogical Rupture has learned in these first few moments that the Epistelesslogical Rupture does not much like the experience of reading books on a computer screen. (Perhaps if college textbooks had been available at a discount as eBooks, the Epistelesslogical Rupture would embrace the concept of eBooks. eTextBooks wouldn't take up tons of space on bookshelves and wouldn't make moving from apartment to apartment such a cumbersome chore. Make textbooks eBooks. Students stare at computer screens for most of their time in college anyway.)<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture spends a lot of time staring at computer screens for work, banking, correspondence, and recreation. So the Epistelesslogical Rupture prefers ink-and-paper books and magazines to reading more online. The Epistelesslogical Rupture also loves audiobooks. During graduate school, when reading meant "agonizing work," the Epistelesslogical Rupture re-discovered the world of audiobooks from childhood.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture realized that the Epistelesslogical Rupture could rest its eyes while listening to a book, could ride the El while listening to a book, could scoop nasty clumps of stuff you don't want to think about out of cat litter while listening to a book, could ride the El and drown out of the sounds of screaming children while listening to Jim Dale's narration of a Harry Potter volume, could travel to distant lands in real and imaginary lands, past, present and future, without getting out of bed or opening the Epistelesslogical Rupture's eyes.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture will stick with audiobooks for now.Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-61902736657438885082007-11-29T14:17:00.000-06:002007-11-29T21:50:56.734-06:00Radical Trust: Just as Murphy was an optimist, so also the Epistelesslogical Rupture is a MOZARTJust as Murphy [of Murphy's Law] is said to have been an optimist, so also the Epistelesslogical Rupture one day will be said to have been a <em>Most-Of-Ze'time Advocate for Radical Trust, or </em>MOZART.<br /><br />In an <a href="http://library2.usask.ca/~fichter/blog_on_the_side/2006/04/web-2.html">April 2006 blog entry</a>, Darlene Fichter describes radical trust this way:<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><blockquote><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Radical trust is about trusting the community. We know that<br />abuse can happen, but we trust (radically) that the community and participation<br />will work. In the real world, we know that vandalism happens but we still put<br />art and sculpture up in our parks. As an online community we come up with<br />safeguards or mechanisms that help keep open contribution and participation<br />working.</span></p></blockquote></span><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture celebrates and embraces the idea of <em>radical trust</em>, but the Epistelesslogical Rupture does not put all of its proverbial eggs in one radical basket of trust; nor does the Epistelesslogical Rupture wholly swallow, digest, and incorporate the idea of <em>radical trust</em>, complete with its literary hook, metaphorical line, and reality-testing sinker.<br /><br /><blockquote><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>"Trust thy public, even those radicals among them," saith the Epistelesslogical Rupture unto the Skokians. "But be ye realistick also. Sometimes, as with them who are called "teen-agers," trust may need to be earned."</em></span></blockquote><br /><br />As one who was trained to be a publishing professional in a previous career, the Epistelesslogical Rupture initially flinched at the notion of empowering anyone and everyone with Internet access and a passion for creativity (i.e., not just the Privileged Few with Professional Training and Expensive Degrees)to be a publisher, or a writer, or an editor, or a photographer -- or all of these. But the tools of Web 2.0 in some sense do bring the power to the people; the design of Web 2.0 tools acknowledges that each person has the right/choice/power to contribute something to the community.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture often used Wikipedia to learn about the unfamiliar terms the Epistelesslogical Rupture encountered every few paragraphs in certain graduate school classes. Professors used Wikipedia as a teaching tool and recommended it as a research tool. There seem to be far fewer voices calling for the end of Wikipedia these days; perhaps the grand, old-fashioned, leather-bound, expensive, omniscient encyclopedia publisher's lobbying budget has dried up.<br /><br />Last summer, the Epistelesslogical Rupture helped a professor-friend to prepare and contribute a requested entry for a non-wikiesque, ink-on-paper encyclopedia. In this process, the Epistelesslogical Rupture realized how, while the entry covered all the bases for this professor's lifelong, encyclopedic knowledge of the assigned topic, it is basically one man's thought on the topic. A wiki version of the same encyclopedia entry would have a radically different flavor, or combination of flavors. A young student, or an armchair philosopher, or a casual reader could have a stab at contributing to the entry, and in participating in the collaborative effort, all could learn from one another's wisdom.Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-68851383247437368302007-11-28T21:55:00.001-06:002007-11-28T22:33:13.371-06:00On Zombies: Epistelesslogical Rupture praises theory of Google Docs, lists frustrating practical limitations of Google DocsAs the Epistelesslogical Rupture was watching the Common Craft video on <em>How to Identify a Zombie</em> (which was a link from The Skokie Ten page on Google Docs), the Epistelesslogical Rupture realized that perhaps the creative folks at Common Craft were never going to get around to the part where they describe how zombies have something to do with Google Docs. The Epistelesslogical Rupture finally found the Common Craft page about Google Docs and watched it.<br /><br />The Google Docs video from Common Craft wasn't as amusing as the zombie one, but it made sense of the "one file, many contributors" idea. Because the Epistelesslogical Rupture has a history in journalism, editing, and collaborative efforts, and because the Epistelesslogical Rupture often finds itself serving as the hub of a wheel with many spokes, the Epistelesslogical Rupture immediately saw the value of the "one file, many contributors" idea.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture has previously used Google Docs for basic word processing at public computer terminals which were not equipped with a word processor ... and the Epistelesslogical Rupture has also previously used Google Docs to edit a letter emailed to the Epistelesslogical Rupture by a colleague. However, the <span style="font-size:130%;"><em>"one file, many contributors"</em></span> idea was the cha-ching selling point tonight.<br /><br /><ol><li>The Epistelesslogical Rupture is currently working on a large-scale editing-and-revision project for the Epistelesslogical Rupture's employer, which involves taking a Word document and revising its contents, which then need to be reviewed and approved by two people, then eventually by ten people, then eventually by an additional eight people. Eureka! One file, many contributors. The Epistelesslogical Rupture decided to upload the Word doc (of the file needing revisions and a million approvals) to Google Docs.<br /><br />However... <strong>Google Docs cannot upload a Word doc file of more than 500 kilobytes.</strong> The file needing revisions and a million approvals, because it contains some graphic elements, is 14.8 megabytes. So the simple, straightforward upload process stopped with an imprecise error message ("Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage...") Google Docs is a great idea, but it should be able to offer to extract the text from a graphic-heavy Word doc, instead of grinding to a halt without explaining why. If the Epistelesslogical Rupture has time, the Epistelesslogical Rupture will plan to cut and paste the text of the Word doc into Google Docs. But chances are, the Epistelesslogical Rupture will choose to use Word for its collaborative needs for this task.<br /></li><li><strong>The Epistelesslogical Rupture's second issue with Google Docs is Docs' lack of support for footnotes.</strong> The Epistelesslogical Rupture was helping to type a chapter of an academic book for a professorial friend when the manuscript called for a footnote. The Epistelesslogical Rupture looked for a footnote tool in Google Docs, but found none. The Epistelesslogical Rupture searched Google Docs help center for support, but found only that Google Docs does not currently support footnotes or endnotes.<br /></li><li><strong>The Epistelesslogical Rupture's third issue with Google Docs is like the first</strong>: the Epistelesslogical Rupture has a friend who had to, with a graduate school classmate, assemble a Powerpoint presentation for a class discussion they were leading together. The two had a cumbersome time emailing Powerpoint presentations back and forth to each other until the files became too big to email back and forth anymore. Then, it fell on the shoulders of one of them to finish the presentation solo at the last minute. Had they attempted to upload their presentation to Google Docs to edit it there, they would've had the same limitation: Google Docs will upload a presentation (such as a Powerpoint presentation) of up to 10 megabytes, but the cumbersome Powerpoint was larger than 10 megabytes. A company like Google that can provide 5GB of email storage per Gmail user can provide better upload limits.</li></ol>Until Google really invests in making its Google Apps (like Google Docs) into really professional tools, Google Docs will be a fun gadget to play around with (sort of like the Common Craft zombie video), but not a reliable tool for professional or scholarly collaboration.<br /><br />Nevertheless, the Epistelesslogical Rupture feels certain that Google is already aware of these limitations, and probably has a timetable for finessing those limitations into something more satisfying and productive, and less frustrating.Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-84150183573611705862007-11-27T22:20:00.001-06:002007-11-28T20:40:59.537-06:00Epistelesslogical Rupture discovers loves of podcasts ... for the first time ... again<em>The Epistelesslogical Rupture has discovered its love of podcasts ... for the first time ... again.</em><br /><br /><strong><em>The Winning Non-Library-Related Podcast</em></strong><br />After following the Onion Radio News podcast via Gmail RSS feeds for most of 2006, something suddenly changed in the way that the Onion Radio News podcast posted its daily newsbriefs in RSS. Consequently, the Epistelesslogical Rupture spent most of 2007 in a state of disbelief ... believing that the Epistelesslogical Rupture would never again be able to download the Onion Radio News podcast without using iTunes. The Epistelesslogical Rupture was very, very sad.<br /><br />Imagine the Epistelesslogical Rupture's surprise when the Epistelesslogical Rupture discovered, through the guidance provided by the fine folks at theskokieten.blogspot.com, that the Epistelesslogical Rupture could once again access and download the Onion Radio News on a daily basis through a subscription in Google Reader ... (You see, the Epistelesslogical Rupture finds that an excellent holiday gift for warped family members is a best-of-the-year compilation CD using the best of the worst from the Onion Radio News...)<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture sends many thanks to The Skokie Ten Team for unlocking this secret, for solving the Riddle of the Onion Podcast, for enabling the Epistelesslogical Rupture to access immature humor more easily.<br /><br /><strong><em>The Winning Library-Related Podcast</em></strong><br />More importantly, the Epistelesslogical Rupture learned that there are a<a href="http://libvibe.blogspot.com/"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138080805921556514" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="177" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYIn7bsiaQLwphfrDm2Iiv7JCY4ZGc-KrxgOAjKAruxB7mR73kNXE4_BySUEy7UybVANlyKEBR3oA44ikQyHYXEPphdLwdjxRpV1_kpnDR8RbJA5RSuvz0AP3F6YibbzLsCug2Fnb2jVY/s200/LibVibeLogo4.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></a> lot of podcasts out there other than the Onion Radio News. One podcast of particular interest is LibVibe, a weekly five-to-seven-minute newscast about libraries. While this is approximately four times longer than the average Onion Radio News brief, the Epistelesslogical Rupture found the professional quality and content of the reporting to be highly interesting and engaging. If the Epistelesslogical Rupture has set it up properly, you can click on the LibVibe logo at right to connect to the LibVibe podcast blog. If not, <a href="http://libvibe.blogspot.com/">click here instead</a>. The url for the feed is <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/LibVibe">http://feeds.feedburner.com/LibVibe</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><em>The Non-Winning, Quasi-Library-Related Podcast</em></strong><br />Less enjoyable was the Epistelesslogical Rupture's adventure with the esoteric, free-verse content of the <em>Secret Library Science Research Lab</em> podcast. The Epistelesslogical Rupture by definition is accustomed to being less logical. The Secret Library Science Research Lab podcast takes less logical to new heights, and the Epistelesslogical Rupture is scared of those sorts of heights.<br /><br /><strong><em>Some Things Are Coming Together</em></strong><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture is also learning to appreciate the power of GoogleR eader as the Epistelesslogical Rupture continues to explore the ways it intersects with podcasts, and in the way that the Epistelesslogical Rupture can access its Google Reader and Picasa content from the Epistlesslogical Rupture's cell phone web browser.Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-69668836604538249472007-11-26T21:48:00.000-06:002007-11-26T22:14:16.566-06:00Epistlesslogical Rupture adds most powerful search engine in the world to social bookmarking site, discovers unused tagsThe Epi.stel.ess.log.ic.al Rup.tu.re is plea.sed to re.po.rt that it has suc.cess.ful.ly ad.de.d Zombo.com, the world's most po.we.rf.ul sea.rch engi.ne, to del.icio.us, the world's tas.ti.est soc.ial bo.ok.mar.king site.<br /><br />436 other del.icio.us users have had the same id.ea. But none of them have tagged Zombo.com with the words omniscience, omnipotence, or infinite. The Epistelesslogical Rupture, however, did.<br /><br />Indeed, the Epistelesslogical Rupture was the first del.icio.us user ever to use the tags <em>omniscience</em>, <em>omnipotence</em>, and <em>infinite. </em>The Epistelesslogical Rupture was, frankly, disappointed to find no other sites tagged with these really all-encompassing tags.<br /><em></em><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture recommends using tags including <em>epistelesslogical</em>, <em>skokie</em>, <em>mostwanted</em>, <em>reference</em>, <em>betterthanbordersorbarnesornoble,</em> and <em>chillax</em>.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture has had very limited exposure to social bookmarking, and is not immediately impressed by it. Perhaps the Epistelesslogical Rupture will be swayed in the future.<br /><br /><strong><em>Important Clarification & Correction</em></strong>: The Epistelesslogical Rupture has received a communique from a family member who was under the impression that the word <em>epistelesslogical</em> had something to do with epistles, which <span style="font-size:130%;"><em>it does not</em></span>. In some previous posts, it is possible that the word <em>epist<span style="color:#ff6666;">e</span>lesslogical</em> was accidentally misspelled <em>epistlesslogical</em> (i.e., without the second <em>e</em>). The Epistelesslogical Rupture regrets these errors.Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-41378733951229912342007-11-21T17:43:00.000-06:002007-11-21T20:53:26.577-06:00Epistelesslogical Rupture removes invisibility cloak on GoogleTalk without attracting attention of stalkerThe Epistelesslogical Rupture is delighted to report that it was able to temporarily remove its "invisibility cloak" on GoogleTalk, without attracting the attention of a friend who, in the past, has tended to overwhelm and detain the Epistelesslogical Rupture.<br /><br />"When chatting online, some people don't observe particularly good self-boundaries," the Epistelesslogical Rupture explained.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture is a GoogleTalk guru, and previously spent much time IM chatting with friends and colleagues on GoogleTalk. One of the Epistelesslogical Rupture's conversation partners -- <em>A Certain Party</em>, let us say -- tended to ignore the Epistelesslogical Rupture's "busy" sign, until the Epistelesslogical Rupture decided to log out of GoogleTalk.<br /><br />And not log back in.<br /><br />For a long time.<br /><br />So, for almost six months, the Epistlesslogical Rupture was signed out of GoogleTalk, in a blissful and serene state of existence.<br /><br />You can imagine the Epistlesslogical Rupture's anxiety when the Epistlesslogical Rupture was asked to have a GoogleTalk conversation with <span style="color:#ff6666;">A Chosen Partner</span>. Since the Epistlesslogical Rupture could not determine exactly how to sign into GoogleTalk without broadcasting that being signed in to parties including, but not limited to, <em>A Certain Party</em> with whom the Epistelesslogical Rupture was not overly eager to chat or talk, the Epistlesslogical Rupture was a bit choked up.<br /><br />The moment arrived, and the Epistelesslogical Rupture logged ... into ... <em>GoogleTalk</em>.<br /><br /><blockquote><em>There came to the Epistlesslogical Rupture's ears a low, dull,<br />quick sound, such as a watch makes when enveloped in<br />cotton. The Epistelesslogical Rupture knew that sound well too.<br />It increased the Epistlesslogical Rupture's fury as the beating of a<br />drum stimulates the soldier into courage.<br /><br />But even yet the Epistlesslogical Rupture refrained and kept<br />still. The Epistelesslogical Rupture scarcely breathed.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">(TRUE! nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous the Epistelesslogical<br />Rupture had been and is; but why WILL you say that the<br />Epistelesslogical Rupture is mad?)</span></em><br /></blockquote><br />However, for almost 20 minutes, the forces of good in this world were aligned in ways that permitted the Epistelesslogical Rupture to converse with <span style="color:#ff6666;">A Chosen Partner</span> and to share a website with <span style="color:#ff6666;">A Chosen Partner</span> without ever being detected by <em>A Certain Party</em>. It was, in a word, sublime.<br /><br />The Epistlesslogical Rupture is again safely behind the firewall of logoutedness, the invisibility cloak of inaccessibility ... but the Epistlesslogical Rupture feels stronger than before.<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>The Small Print:</strong></span></em> <span style="font-size:78%;">The indented portions of the Epistlesslogical Rupture's entry for today were begun by Edgar Allan Poe in 1843 and completed by the Epistlesslogical Rupture in 2007. The Epistlesslogical Rupture hereby grants the estate of Edgar Allan Poe the right to continue publishing the short story, "The Tell-Tale Heart," in its unfinished 1843 form, without the necessity of mentioning the 2007 redactions by the Epistlesslogical Rupture.</span>Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-55595584646373101792007-11-19T14:27:00.002-06:002007-11-19T20:15:09.408-06:00Epistelesslogical Rupture gets kickr out of flickrThe Epistelesslogical Rupture is pleased to have already accomplished some Thing this week. Require the Epistlesslogical Rupture to take photographs of whatever it wishes and publish them on the web, as a job requirement? The Epistlesslogical Rupture loves this sort of assignment, having had a long-term relationship with photography.<br /><br />Indeed, the Epistelesslogical Rupture is said to have gotten a "kickr" out of its exploration of Flickr. This "kickr" was not just the ease with which the Epistelesslogical Rupture was able to accomplish the tasks asked of it, but a humility-inducing awareness of how many far-superior photographers there are in the world, just by comparing my tags on Flickr with other users who have posted images with similar tags. Wow! There's some amazing work out there.<br /><br />In 1995, when the Epistelesslogical Rupture took a photojournalism class at Syracuse University, the film and chemicals for one semester's work cost over $500 ... that's not including the $2,000 in camera equipment or the $1,000 in tuition -- or the environmental and public health costs associated with manufacturing, using, and disposing of those photographic chemicals. Since then, high-quality photography has become accessible to a far larger slice of the pie of the people through digital photography; and it is infinitely easier to share one's photos via the web. And many cell phones (even phones that may not facilitate great phone calls) can empower the owner to take great photographs.<br /><br />It would be shortsighted for the Epistelesslogical Rupture to claim that anyone can be a photographer in the digital age, because there are billions upon billions of people for whom a cell phone that can take pictures would not be as high a priority as, for example, food, shelter, medicine, car insurance, self-esteem, or a pair of shoes. And some people just don't take particularly good photos...<br /><br /><em>( ... which is what you may be thinking as you review the photos the Epistelesslogical Rupture posted on its blog earlier today.... )</em><br /><br />As to the question about ways of using Flickr in a public library, the Epistlesslogical Rupture would wonder whether a given library's "no cameras" policy might be adjusted to permit certain volunteers and/or patrons to use cameras in and around the library to contribute images. If one of the "gifts" of blogs and digital photography and Flickr and Web 2.0 is that "anyone can do it" (i.e., power to the people) then should everyone be invited -- and allowed -- to make a contribution? Just a thought ...Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-34689673159925846262007-11-19T14:27:00.001-06:002007-11-19T14:27:11.915-06:00Early Evening at Brothers K<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/theskokieten/2044221656/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/2044221656_f9d8ca3c33_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a> <br /> <span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/theskokieten/2044221656/">Early Evening at Brothers K in Evanston</a> <br /> Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/theskokieten/">theskokieten</a> </span></div>I decided, after several hours work, to explore the contrast in two similar images. I remember a film where a shopowner takes a photograph of a street corner every morning in precisely the same location for many years. Nothing quite so profound am I attempting to undertake here. Note, for example, that my water glass is nearly empty.<br clear="all" />Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-67049593029086257822007-11-19T14:26:00.001-06:002007-11-19T14:26:18.503-06:00Early Afternoon at Brothers K<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/theskokieten/2043425179/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2043425179_5c89e0f622_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a> <br /> <span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/theskokieten/2043425179/">Early Afternoon at Brothers K</a> <br /> Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/theskokieten/">theskokieten</a> </span></div>As I began working, I noticed that the condensation on the window in front of me was framing the art deco lettering, as the steamy coffeehouse reacted against the chill of the outside air. Note my water glass is nearly full. The afternoon's project was editing a memoir for a professor-friend.<br clear="all" />Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-24864774451806329012007-11-19T14:24:00.001-06:002007-11-19T14:24:41.120-06:00Non-Green Leaves on Greenleaf St.<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/theskokieten/2044813642/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2044813642_63f40dcb32_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a> <br /> <span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/theskokieten/2044813642/">More Non-Green Leaves on Greenleaf St.</a> <br /> Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/theskokieten/">theskokieten</a> </span></div>I took this using my camera phone one afternoon this chilly autumn weekend before the rains came and soggied the crispness of this lovely sidewalk leafscape.<br clear="all" />Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-32178293716146632722007-11-15T21:23:00.000-06:002007-11-15T21:37:32.165-06:00Epistelesslogical Rupture fails to accomplish any Thing before onset of weekendDespite its best scheduling efforts, the Epistelesslogical Rupture is officially beginning its weekend without accomplishing any Thing.<br /><br />"Five days of thrills, chills, and excitement, and what do I have to show for it? <em>Just this lousy blog entry!"</em> the Epistelesslogical Rupture exclaimed.<br /><br />"Oh... and a much-needed paycheck! Oops..." the Epistelesslogical Rupture added, sheepishly.<br /><br />"Oh... and many, many, many, many hours of practical experience observing, decoding, celebrating and lamenting the twisted developmental labyrinth of adolescents," the Epistelesslogical Rupture went on.<br /><br />"Oh... and a <em>700% increase in connections on LinkedIn.com</em>," the Epistelesslogical Rupture concluded. <em>"Woo hoo!"</em>Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-83224137535558700192007-11-11T18:35:00.000-06:002007-11-11T18:58:55.673-06:00Epistelesslogical Rupture blazes trail into social networkingThe Epistelesslogical Rupture is pleased to announce success in establishing numerous connections to colleagues, friends and family throughout the world using the awesomated* tools of LinkedIn.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture has previous experience with MySpace (ads, ads, ads, ads, ads, ads, ads) and with Gather.com (which has been a royal disappointment), and would recommend neither. LinkedIn provided the best interface for connecting with folks, and the age range of connections was astounding. Indeed, today the Epistelesslogical Rupture has managed to locate long-lost colleagues dating all the way back to college ... which was when Twenty-First Century Fox was still 20th Century Fox.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture was particularly captivated by the ease with which the Epistelesslogical Rupture was able to allow the LinkedIn system search its Gmail account for contacts who were already LinkedIn members. This same tool was allegedly available on MySpace, but never worked.<br /><br /><em>What does the Epistlesslogical Rupture hate about MySpace</em>? MySpace revived the early childhood trauma loop of the unpopular kid, which goes like this: "Will you be my friend?" "No." Repeat as desired. Elementary school at its best. Repeated in adulthood on MySpace. Willingly... Except it's worse, because in adulthood, we've learned that it's rude to say "No," so our MySpace page may contain people who we have "friended" out of <em>politesse oblige</em>.<br /><br />With LinkedIn, this false binarism is masked somewhat: "Mr. Q has invited you to be part of his professional network at LinkedIn," or something along those lines. It sounds much more professional, and it certainly beats using the word "friend" as a verb (e.g., "will you friend me?"). If an invitee responds negatively to a LinkedIn invite, they can decline out of busy-ness without disclaiming the inviter's friendship.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture has already received three replies to its invitations to LinkedIn, all of them affirmative. So <em>there</em>, childhood bullies. Take <em>that</em>.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*<em>awesomated</em> is a service mark of the Epistelesslogical Rupture</span>Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-65438701460478196942007-11-08T13:56:00.001-06:002007-11-08T14:16:23.649-06:00Epistelesslogical Rupture survives foray into uncharted territory of Really Simple Syndication.The Epistelesslogical Rupture has emerged unscathed after its first in-depth foray into the alien territory known as Really Simple Syndication.<br /><br />Though the Epistelesslogical Rupture previously had followed RSS headlines from <em>The Onion</em> and <em>The New York Times</em> in Gmail for more than a year, it was until now unaware of more formalized RSS readers, such as Google Reader and Bloglines.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture is not entirely certain if Google Reader will be the Epistelesslogical Rupture's long-term choice for Really Simple Syndication, or whether the Epistelesslogical Rupture will explore other options for its Really Simple Syndication needs.<br /><br />The Epistelesslogical Rupture has chosen a handful of feeds to review using Google Reader, including new audiobooks of both fiction and non-fiction leanings in the Epistelesslogical Rupture's public lye-berry of choice, the blog of the Complaints Choir of Chicago, and the Motley Fool, among other feeds.<br /><br />The Epistlesslogical Rupture is also pleased to have chosen <em><a href="http://adamsfunwithphotoshop.blogspot.com/"><strong>Adam's Fun With Photoshop</strong></a></em> as its Partner Blog of the Day, and has added an RSS feed of Adam's Fun With Photoshop to its Google Reader account.<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">The Epistelesslogical Rupture's Partner Blog of the Day program is made possible by a generous grant from the law firm of <a href="http://schwaumlautcirconflexcedillellpgmbhsa.blogspot.com/">Schwa, Umlaut, Circonflex & Cedille, LLP, GmbH, S.A.</a></span></em>Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8927335259436723059.post-40940439045932253982007-11-01T14:39:00.000-05:002007-11-01T14:59:26.443-05:00The Epistelesslogical Rupture announces strategic partnership with eight-million-year-old international law firmThe Epistelesslogical Rupture is proud to announce a strategic partnership with <a href="http://schwaumlautcirconflexcedillellpgmbhsa.blogspot.com/">Schwa, Umlaut, Circonflex & Cedille, Attorneys-at-Law, LLP, GmbH, S.A.</a>, an international law firm which recently celebrated its eight-millionth year serving the legal needs of <em>Homo habilis</em> and <em>Homo erectus</em>.<br /><br />Charles Schwa, Heinrich von Umlaut, Segolene Cironflex and Cecile Cedille will serve as honorary life trustees and controlling shareholders on the board of the Epistelesslogical Rupture.<br /><br />For more information on Schwa, Umlaut, Circonflex & Cedille, Attorneys-at-Law, LLP, GmbH, S.A., please click <a href="http://schwaumlautcirconflexcedillellpgmbhsa.blogspot.com/">here</a>.<br /><br />As the fine folks in corporate communications at Staples like to say, "<a href="http://www.staples.com/">that was easy®</a>"Epistelesslogical Rupturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09305734097520455586noreply@blogger.com0